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Monday, 20 February 2006
Why are Weekend So Short?!?
I hate Mondays. HATE them.
I especially hate Mondays that are holidays, yet I still have to work. That is my LEAST favorite.
Friday night Andrew & I were going to go to the Ranch, like always...However, we hadn't been there in like 2 weeks so I was slightly looking forward to going. On our way there, we saw flashing cop lights in the middle of the road, which was strange. Seeing we had already had a couple drinks at home, we decided to turn off & go a different way, just in case it was a spot check. So we go down a different road, and as soon as we are about to make our final turn we look to the parking lot to the right & see four cop cars in there. Sooo...we decided we would just go to Bristol Bar & Grill, seeing its close enough to our house...Now, usually, there are several old people there, several thugs, a nice mix. Well, let me tell you, on Friday, it was ALL thugs. Some D.J. was there, I don't really know. I was just glad I had bought a new G-Unit hoodie at Eblens earlier, so that I somewhat blended in.
So we had several shots...Hung out, listened to GOOD music for once, smoked a couple cigarettes...the usual. All of a sudden, we hear a commotion on the other side of the room. Next thing you know, some kid is getting beaten with a chair, beer bottles are smashing, people are screaming. I have never seen anything like it in my entire life. It was like a scene from a movie. I was waiting for gunshots. Really. Seeing we were right next to the back exit, we decided to make a run for it. Except some weird, big black thuggish looking guy (who was standing next to us when Andy pulled out his wad of like $500 to pay for drinks--like the dummy he is!) followed us out into the alley. Yeah, no thanks. Then a cop pulled up & he went to walk around the front. So like a pussy, I followed the officer (who we had tried so hard to avoid all night!) around front with Andy, where we saw the only other white girl there lying on the ground with a shirt on her face, because someone smashed her with a beer bottle. There were cars filled with the fighting thugs peeling out in all directions. People throwing shit at their cars. Crying. Yelling. It was pandemonium. About five cop cars came flying in the parking lot. We went home.
You would think we were in Southside Jamaica Queens. Or Harlem. But no, folks, we were in Bristol, Connecticut. Andy & I haven't been callin' it Bring your Pistol Bristol
Posted by amester711
at 10:33 AM EST
Updated: Monday, 20 February 2006 10:52 AM EST
Friday, 17 February 2006
I Like this Survey!
|Questions you probably haven't answered before!|
|What song are you listening to?:||2Pac--Uppercut |
|Why do you like that song?:||It's not really a personal fave. It just so happens to be playing on Shade45 right now... |
|What did your last incoming text message say?:||Luv u too muah happz v day. (Andy isn't the best speller with the number keys. He's so cute.) |
|Look at your received call list. Who is number 5?:||Costick Fam |
|Did you answer?:||Nope. |
|Who did you last talk to on aim?:||Jarod Carey |
|Do you ever wish you were a different race, and if so, what?:||not really. I wish I was a rapper sometimes. |
|Would you date someone of another race?:||Well, I have before. But I think I will be in love with my Caucasian boyfriend forever... |
|Do hobos frighten you?:||Uh. Sometimes. It depends how scary they are. |
|What's the most you have ever spent in the crane toy machines?:||Like $5 probably. |
|What color are your shoelaces?:||Right now I don't have any. I have my Tommy Hil slip-ons today! |
|If you could live anywhere, where would it be?:||Here in CT. But in a house. I'm sick of the condo--this could be changing very soon!! |
|How much do you hate G.W. Bush on a scale of 1-10?:||0. I love him. I am so sick of hearing about how everyone hates him. Honestly. |
|When is the last time you were in a hospital?:||Two months ago. |
|Why were you there?:||For my lady doctor visit. |
|What is the most painful piercing you have had?:||I don't even know what its called. It's the cartilage fold inside your upper ear. I had a barbell in there for awhile. But I took it out. It hurt too much. |
|Why do you take these surveys?:||Because I am trying to kill an hour before I have to go home, and they make the time pass quickly. |
|Are you a member of the mile high club?:||Nope. |
|Would you ever pick up a hitchhiker?:||I have before when I was like 17 with my friend. He was cute. |
|Would you ever hitchhike?:||Never. |
|Have you ever cried after one of your favorite sports teams lost a game?:||Nah. I tend to get extremely pissed. |
|Would you marry a 90-year-old billionaire?:||Probably not. |
|Would you cut off one of your fingers for the perfect body?:||No. I am extremely happy with my body. |
|What about a toe?:||NO! |
|Is there really :||Is there really what? |
|Have you ever kept a fortune from a Chinese fortune cookie?:||Yup. |
|Have you ever told a lover that they were good in bed, when they were not?:||Haha. I can think of one occasion. Yes. |
|Would you jump into a lake to save a stranger?:||Yes. |
|Do you think your life story would make a great movie?:||The last 3 years of my life would make an AWESOME movie. From stalkers, to psychos, to a happy-ever-after ending...LOL. |
|What T.V. show world would you fit right into?:||The Office. |
|What was the sweetest thing a guy/girl did for you?:||Andy just sent me a huge bouquet of flowers for Valentine's Day to work. |
|What is your social status?(i.e:prep, clown, goth..)(I'm a moron):||Ugh. I guess most people, including my boss, would refer to me as a thug. But I'm not really. |
|What is your favorite quote?:||"Sometimes we must get hurt in order to grow. We must fail in order to know. Sometimes our visions clear only after our eyes are washed away with tears." |
|Are you high maintenance?:||Nah. |
|Do you frequent Wal-mart/ any other 24 hr. store at all hours of the night?:||Sometimes Price Chopper. |
|What's the last pill you've taken?:||My no-baby pill this morning. |
|Would you rather be in a room with Micheal Jackson or a rattlesnake?:||Michael Jackson. |
|Have you ever gone to a bookstore a 12am to buy the next Harry Potter book?:||nope. |
|Have you ever been so bored that you counted cracks in the walls?:||nah. I just fill out surveys instead. |
|If your eyes could be any color, what color would they be?:||Green. The color they are. |
|Do you read while you eat?:||No. |
|What's the weirdest combination of food you've ever eaten?:||I eat lots of weird combos. |
|Were you pregnant or pmsing when eating it?:||Probably PMSing. Or high. Lol. |
|How long does it usually take you to drink a glass of beverage?:||I don't know. Like 10 minutes. |
|What did you want to be when you were in kindergarten?:||A dancer. |
|What do you want to be now?:||I like what I am now. Mortgage broker & Insurance agent. |
|What's worse, a papercut or a big gash in your finger?:||papercut. |
|What is your favorite movie, and why?:||Right now: Waiting. Effing hilarious. |
|Grab the book closest to you. Look at page 18. What is the fifth sentence?:||I have NO books around me. |
|Have you ever read a life changing book? What was it? What was so special?:||Yes. The Last Temptation of Christ. By Nikos Kazantzakis. Totally made me reevaluate the entire religion thing. |
|Ever watched a life changing movie? What was it? What was so special?:||"Life is Beautiful" Great movie. Touches the heart. |
|If you could change your name, what would it be?:||I like my name. |
|When you were afraid of the dark, what was the creature that haunted you?:||I never was. |
|What is your favorite cartoon from the 1980's?:||I used to love Bugs Bunny. |
|1990's?:||Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. |
|2000's?:||Family Guy. |
|What song comforts you when you are sad?:||That Lyfe Jennings song..."Even when your hustlin' days are done. She'll be by your side still holdin' on..." |
|What song enhances your happiness?:||Any 50. |
|What song can make you cry?:||Kenny G "Forever in Love" |
|What song do you listen to when angry?:||"Superman" Eminem |
|Take this survey | Find more surveys|
You've been totally Bzoink*d
Posted by amester711
at 4:17 PM EST
In other news...
So kiddies, I haven't posted a blog in a whole week. I can not even begin to tell you what a mess I have been this week! My boss went to Houston on a business trip, so I have been over-loaded
with work. I am used to doing pretty much nothing all day, so for me, this is a big deal. I actually like being busy better than being bored, however, busy was not the word to describe my week. It was more like chaotic
. But now its Friday, at 3:20 pm, and I am done. Let me tell you, I am counting down the seconds until I go out & party tonight. I greatly deserve every shot I have tonight! I have also convinced my boss to let me leave at 4:30 seeing I have worked my ass of all week. Sweet.
Sooo. Valentine's Day was this week. Andrew & I went out to dinner on Monday night. And he sent me a huge bouquet of flowers to work on Tuesday! He is such a sweetheart. I love him! And he's all mine...
I would also like to point out that I made a prediction about two months or so ago. I would just like to say that my prediction was correct
. You don't need to know what my prediction was, just that it was right...Damn, I'm good
So it was like 50 degrees several days this week. Tomorrow & Sunday its supposed to be like 17. How is that even fair?!?
The big guy upstairs is definitely FUCKING with us. I don't think its very funny.
So tonight, despite the fact that I am going out, I am boycotting spending a long time to get ready. I made that mistake a couple weekends ago only to have to trudge through the parking lot amidst pouring rain & puddles. That will NOT happen to me tonight. Wait. That will probably happen when considering the weather forecast, however, I will be wearing nice comfy clothes...Unless, of course I change my mind. I tend to do that alot when planning what to wear.
I would also like to point out that webMD is pretty much my favorite website ever. Andy always tells me I need to go to the doctor for various aches & pains. Fuck the doctor
. I go to webMD. You can totally discover what is wrong with you by simply going to that website. Doctors don't know what they're talking about. They probably use webMD themselves...So shut up, Andy! I will use it if I want. :o)
I ate an entire turkey club grinder today for lunch. My stomach is not happy with me. I was hungry, I just couldn't stop myself.
Man, I wish it was 4:30. It shall come soon enough.
Posted by amester711
at 3:28 PM EST
Thursday, 9 February 2006
Don't Bother Me.
there are several things that really annoy me. some of these things include the following:
i find it extremely weird when girls are obsessed with female celebrities. like it's one thing to like let's say, i don't know, jessica simpson or beyonce or whomever. but to obsess about them, have slutty pictures of them posted on your myspace. fuckin' weird.
usually it's ugly girls that do this. maybe they are trying to live vicariously through these good looking girls because they, themselves, are so d-ed up. weird.
my internet at work drives me up the wall. i always get kicked off, usually when i am in the middle of doing something important. it makes me want to smash my computer.
it annoys me when people on american idol sing the wrong lyrics to songs. get it right before you go on national television, retards.
when andrew makes the "saw" face, it makes me scream. really.
i want to go hide under the blankets when he does that. he just thinks its amusing.
it annoys me when i come into my office after a nice lunch & margaritas and its like a million degrees in here. and on top of it, my window is painted shut.
my car steering wheel annoys me. whenever i touch any part of the middle, the horn beeps. i am still not used to this, and i beep it unintentionally at least twice a week. its embarassing.
i hate when fat girls think they are hot and wear revealing clothes. it makes me want to puke. its called a diet. or the gym. or home work out videos. better yet, check out the newest invention: its called a mirror.
i also hate salt on margarita glasses. whose idea was that anyways? i don't like drinking salt-flavored beverages. ew.umm. yah. wow. look at the time. i have to go home...
Posted by amester711
at 4:44 PM EST
Updated: Thursday, 9 February 2006 4:47 PM EST
Tuesday, 7 February 2006
I also hate typing in 250 clients in this goddamn new database, which was intended to make my life easier...
Oh and it's not just client's names & address...Oh no. It also includes closing dates, sales price, loan amount, rate, appraisal value, lender, loan program, type of loan, ltv/cltv, birthday, spouse, phone numbers, and other crap.
Did I mention my boss has close to 300 clients?!?
I shall return to the fun before I finally get to leave. Later, bitches.
Posted by amester711
at 3:56 PM EST
Monday, 6 February 2006
Ohhhhhhhhh Tainted Love.
soo. it's monday, effin' great. i am extremely tired. ugh.
finally got my sirius radio installed in the whip. i'm pretty psyched about it. lovin' shade45.
so andrew and i were supposed to go to zen bar on saturday because his boy "dj z" was dj-ing up there. so i get all dressed nice, actually do my hair & make-up, etc. however, seeing that it was pouring like a bitch out, we decided to just go to the ranch instead. the whole techno dj thing wasn't really exciting me all that much anyways. i didn't have any glowsticks to bring.
i can handle the country. i just block it out. can't really block out techno with all those sirens and lights flashing. we didn't actually decide upon these changes in plans until we already left, so i was forced to go to the ranch wearing my cute little, cleavage bearing, outfit. most of the girls there dress more whorish than i was, however, i would have been much happier with my "c is for crunk" t-shirt that had just been delivered from urban outfitters. rather, i trudged through the muddy parking lot in my pointy boots making every attempt to keep my hair dry and prevent my making from running by pulling my hood over my head.
of course, it was freaking packed in there. you couldn't even move. and of course, the place was filled with douche bags, and hater girls. i mean, i go there with my boyfriend
, so i am not trying to steal your men, girlies. yah, i have big boobs, i can't help it.
so don't be jealous. i'm a very nice girl. don't hate me cuz you ain't me. honestly.
however, my highlight of the night came when i walked by some loser guy who was practically drooling at the sight of my cleavage. his friend (who made some rude comment to me weeks ago), turns to him and says "dude, don't mess with that chick. she'll tell you what's up."
he instantaneously turned away. the funny part is i don't even remember what i said to that other kid. i know he made some dumbass comment and i responded as i usually do and told him to fuck off, or something to that extent. but it made me laugh. now that's what i call respect, bitches.
if you don't like guys hitting on you, tell them what's up. they'll learn their lesson.
ummmmm. and that's all for now.
Posted by amester711
at 10:44 AM EST
Updated: Monday, 6 February 2006 10:56 AM EST
Thursday, 2 February 2006
And the Winner is....
DAVID EDWARD CROTEAU...
yup. he has won my game. and none of you know what the prize is. sure, he only really got about 4 of the questions right, but he tried. drunk
. at 4 pm.
so he wins. why? because heeeee wins
okay, that's all...bye bitches.
Posted by amester711
at 4:30 PM EST
Wednesday, 1 February 2006
What Time is it?...Game Time! huhhhh.
Topic: fun games
Okay. So we are going to play a little game. The game is I start a quote, and you finish it AND tell me whose quote it is. Fun, right? Whoever gets them all right will win a huge
prize! Sorry, I can't tell you what that is...
#1 "Smokin' weed & bamboo. Sippin' on private stock. Way back, when I had the red & black lumberjack, with the hat to match. You know what I've been through: the hard, the hard. You neva thought that hip-hip would take it this far. Now I'm in the limelight cuz I rhyme tight..."
#2 "I hit you wit no delayin so what you sayin yo..."
#3 "Some say the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice. I say..."
#4 "All this commotion, emotions run deep, its oceans explodin'. Tempers flarin' from parents, its blowin' up, it keeps goin. Not takin nothin' from no one. Give 'em hell as long as I'm breathin'..."
#5 "I do what I gotta do. I don't care if I get caught. The D.A. can play this motha fuckin' tape in court..."
#6 "It was Harlem, up at Ruckers. I saw you wit your man. Smilin', huh, a coach bag in your hand. I sat in the coup with my hat turned back. We caught eyes for a moment and that was that. Then I skated off, as you strolled off. Lookin at them legs, goddamn, they looked so soft. I gotta take ya from your man, that's my mission. If his love is real, he gotta handle competition. You've only known him five months. Besides, he drinks too much, smokes too many blunts. And I've been workin' out everyday thinkin' bout you..."
#7 "The ghetto love is the law that we live by. Day to day I wonder why my shorty had to die. I reminisce about my ghetto princess..."
#8 "One. Two. Three and to the four. Snoop Doggy Dogg and Dr. Dre is at the door..."
#9 "As they watch TV in the Lex, they know, they know, quarter past 4. Left the club tipsy, say no more..."
#10 "Here we go, I should've known I was bound to get pulled into some bullshit. Sooner or later, you little haters are too jealous of us to love us. You hated G-Unit made it. Then Obie's comin'. D-Twizzie's comin'. You're sick to your stomach..."
#11 "Can I get it in the mornin' without givin' you half of my dough. Even worse, if I was broke would you still want me? If I couldn't get you all them things like all of them diamond rings bitches kill fo'. Would you still roll?..."
#12 "Don't think I won't hit ya cuz I'm popular. I got a P-90 Rugar gonna pop at ya. Catch ya slippin' I'm a give ya what I got for ya. My clip loaded with 16 shots for ya. Have you ever had a hot gun on your waist & blood on your shoes, cuz a nigga went & said the wrong things to you. Homie, you ain't been through what I've been through..."
#13 "Yeah we here now. Don't get scared now. Ja Rule, nigga, bout to tear shit down. Y'all thought y'all gonna eat foreva. And my dog wouldn't blaze heat for chedda. We better eat togetha or meet at the crossroads..."
#14 "Patty cake. Patty cake. Microwave..."
#15 "Niggaz wanna try, niggaz wanna lie. Then niggaz wonder why, niggaz gotta die. All I know is pain, all I feel is rain. How can I maintain, with that shit on my brain. I resort to violence, my niggaz move with silence. Like you don't know what our style is, New York niggaz the wildest. You want it? Come and get it. Took it then we split it, you fuckin' right we did it..."
#16 "I'm tryin' to kick the shit ya need to learn tho'. The ether. The shit that make your soul burn slow. Is he dame diddy? dame daddy? or dame dummy? oh, i get it..."
#17 "Broken glass. Everywhere. If it ain't about the money Puff, I just don't care. I'm that goodfella fly guy, sometimes wiseguy. Spend time in H-A-W-A-I-I..."
#18 "Yeah, livin' the raw deal. Three course meals: spaghetti, fettucine, & veal. But still, everything's real in the field. What ya can't have now, leave in your will.."
#19 "Last time I saw you, you was brewed up, booed up, ready for a new fuck. Last time you saw me, I was P-I to the motha fuckin M-P. What?! Lately I heard, yous a broke bitch, livin' in the lower class suburbs..."
#20 "I'm up in footlocker, lookin' like I need those. 10 and a half, and if you got 'em, give me 2 of those. I can tell she ain't ever seen Murphy Lee before. Cuz she's just standin' there as if I'm shooting free throws. I said 'Excuse me, miss, I only wanna buy shoes..."
Okay. Let's see who the winner is! I will have you know I thought of all of these off the top of my head. So I can actually finish every single one (and pretty much the rest of the songs.) I don't know if anyone can get them ALL
...Let's see. Don't forget about the huge prize!
Posted by amester711
at 10:03 AM EST
Updated: Wednesday, 1 February 2006 3:04 PM EST
Tuesday, 31 January 2006
i had a nice long interesting blog typed here. and all of a sudden, it disappeared. i don't know what happened. i'm pissed. ugh.
oh well. you can all just wonder what i had written. i know. the suspense is killing you. too bad.
Posted by amester711
at 2:01 PM EST
Updated: Tuesday, 31 January 2006 2:25 PM EST
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